Kanye West And Three Other “Special” Exes Of Amber Rose.
Amber
Rose has had exes, like the rest us.
But
when your list of exes include a narcissist married to another narcissist whose
gigantic boobs are always in everyone’s faces, a 25 year old whose body looks
like a two year old’s fine art drawing book and a rapper who smokes more than a
chimney, then you’re quite interesting.
And
even though Amber Rose is not a thot, according to me at least, we cannot get
over the funny men she’d dated in the past few years.
Let’s
begin the crazy list…
The Ex: Kanye West
Kanye
West is well, Kanye West.
But for those
who don’t know, Mr West once dated Amber Rose and the two went everywhere
together. Sometimes sef, Amber forgot her pant and bra at home and posed on the
red carpet with her brown head side by side Kanye.
When
they broke up, he went on to date and eventually marry Kim (who deserves
another post on her own) but he seems to be the sanest person she ever hooked
up with.
And
when Kanye is your sanest Ex, you know something is wrong.
The Ex: Wiz
Khalifa
Weed
Khalifa and Amber Rose fell in love, got married, then life sometimes dealt
them black and yellow lines. Eventually, the black lines overshadowed the
yellow lines and, they broke up.
Amber
said Wiz cheated and Wiz said Amber cheated but we honestly don’t care.
They
had split up despite having many cute pictures together and looking genuinely
happy. Amber even wore a real sweetheart kinda dress while she was with Wiz!
But
again, dude dyed his hair purple, that already says a lot.
Machine
Gun Kelly and Amber did cut a picture the first time I saw them; mother and
son.
Don’t
blame me, he did look like her kid in most of the pictures of them together.
And
he did make us wonder why she seemed stuck to a type?
Tattoos,
weed loving, skinny are some of the things Machine Gun Kelly had in common with
Wiz, asides being his friend of course.
It
was no surprise they broke up months later.
The Present: Odell Beckham Jnr
After
moving on from Machine Gun Kelly, TMZ is
claiming Amber Rose is hooking up with 22 year old Odell Beckham Jnr. Asides
from the fact that he’s 22, three years younger than MGK and six years younger
than Wiz Khalifa and basically very young, he does look like the type she’s
stuck on.
We’ll
see how long this one lasts.

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